#this is the actual worst#because in the end he isn’t worried that she’s having sex dreams about stefan#that’s not his worst fear#his worst fear is that stefan made/makes elena happier than he ever could#and ultimately that’s what he cares about#her happiness#and it’s not just elena either#it’s stefan to#the thought that stefan and elena could be happy together?#more importantly in a universe in which he didn’t exist?#that breaks him#fuck everything
AND IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU
Kol thinks his siblings are being ridiculous in NOLA too so he instead comes to visit people in Mystic Falls
Headcanon that Kol is just shouting at them from the Other Side all the time.
"Klaus you degenerate CRYBABY, get your head out of your arse and just rule the city for Christsakes."
"Rebekah where the fuck have you gone, baby sister??"
"Elijah…. I hate that suit."
"Seriously people, you are so boring you’re making me miss FINN."
^^^ GOLD. Headcanon completely accepted! I’m cracking up. When he misses Finn, you know it’s serious.
"Why are you crying over that blonde human? JUST EAT HER."
"Has ANYBODY noticed the wolf’s been pregnant for 10 MONTHS?"
"For fuck’s sake, she’s pregnant with your nephew Elijah. YOUR NEPHEW."
^^^The REAL reason Kol can’t be on TO.
Since he was the only one that called Rebekah on the bull of her crying over his death for less than 10 minutes, we all know he’d never buy into the Nola bullshit Julie’s been feeding us.